• You buy new vests for the baby rather the tackle the washing basket
• You have sung mumma mumma me me me me more milkshake to yourself at least twice this year.
• You wish it wasn’t  taboo to do the school run in your jammies.
• Your wardrobe houses 3 different sizes of clothes –
• You can’t fit into any of them.
• You own a Kath Kidson picnic basket, but 9 times out of ten have opted for pre-prepared sandwiches.
• Going to the supermarket is a day out.
• Despite being both appalled and disgusted with yourself, you have lingered on ITV a few seconds more than you should to find out who the daddy is –
• You justified this by saying that it puts your life in perspective.
• You wish it wasn’t t taboo to attend baby groups in your jammies.
• You use wet wipes to clean everything
• You say thats not my (insert noun) daily, and chuckle to yourself….. (Items include: dishcloth, potato, baby).
• You cant remember the last time you wore those must have heels (but youre pretty sure no one wears platforms anymore).
• Wearing odd socks is most definitely a fashion statement.
• You wish it wasn’t t taboo to visit the newsagents in your jammies.
• You have resorted to using old curtains when throwing together a fancy dress outfit….

Can You think of anymore???